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Jesus Slap

When you are so sure about something but you get biblically proven wrong. When it feels like you just got slapped.
They are such a jerk I don't like them, I don't have to love them.
But the Bible says in 1 John 4:11 "Dear friends, since God had so loved us, we also ought to love one another."
So yeah, you do have to love them. JESUS SLAP!!
by Angggellla June 3, 2017
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swine slap

to hit someone in their pig nose
i just gave him a swine slap for putting his pig nose where it didn't belong!
by piggy peggy March 25, 2012
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Slap the Box

To be said as a response to a retarded remark made by a friend or family member.
Ross " I went Tennesse when I was 7, it's nice have you been to America?"

Simon "yeah went to florida a few years ago, its amazing, have you ever been to America?"

Ross " errr slap the box mate."
by willziam December 22, 2013
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Sun slapped

When the sun burns you so bad that you can see every out line of your bathing suit. (A more dramatic outcome of a sun kiss)
Forget getting sun kissed, look at my back! I got sun slapped!
by itsyagurljos May 20, 2018
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Slap Romy day

This day is the 4th of every month. During this time, you slap anyone called Romy that you know. This applies especially if they like anime. There is only one rule: you must slap the person hard.
Jim: I feel like there is something special about this day
Carl: yes! Its slap Romy day
Jim: OMG! Does that mean I get to slap her!
Carl: yep
Jim: *slaps Romy extremely hard*
Romy *screams so loud all the windows break*
by LordMystery December 3, 2019
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slap bitch

To fail to slap someone. Denote disrespect for the person being bitch slapped as they are not worthy of a man sized punch - but you failed and YOU look like a bitch now.
"That slap bitch tried to bitch slap me!"
by UrbanInvi November 22, 2017
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