Snide Face Syndrome, or simply Snide Face, is an acute condition that occurs when meeting an acquaintance after a long period of absence and lack of contact.
SFS sets in at the point of reunion due to uncertainty of the status of the relationship. One, or both parties, may feel it is right to present a smile. The smile, however, is forced due to the uncertainty of the friendship and results in a contorted, snidey-looking face.
This facial contortion is uncontrollable and can be felt spreading up the face, causing great anxiety to the sufferer, and often lasts for the duration of the conversation.
SFS sets in at the point of reunion due to uncertainty of the status of the relationship. One, or both parties, may feel it is right to present a smile. The smile, however, is forced due to the uncertainty of the friendship and results in a contorted, snidey-looking face.
This facial contortion is uncontrollable and can be felt spreading up the face, causing great anxiety to the sufferer, and often lasts for the duration of the conversation.
Old acquaintance: "Hello there...Sorry, I've forgotten your name."
John: "Hi, it's John." *Snide Face Syndrome*
John: "Hi, it's John." *Snide Face Syndrome*
by Goatlips December 30, 2009
Get the Snide Face Syndromemug. A theory of multiple victimization using the "cycle of violence" and learned helplessness to explain the development of a psychological problem in women who are repeatedly abused by their husbands.
The person becomes depressed and unable to take any independent action that would allow him or her to escape the abuse.
The person becomes depressed and unable to take any independent action that would allow him or her to escape the abuse.
I think he's suffering from Battered Wife Syndrome. He is a timid person, unable to think for himself and is tentative about making any decision for fear of being verbally or physically attacked.
by Joe from the OC March 18, 2011
Get the Battered Wife Syndromemug. The effect that Skibidi Toilet has on the youth. Mainly contracted my kids aged 2-9, Skibidi Toilet Syndrome is a mental disorder where a child is completely brainwashed by Skibidi Toilet, and proceeds to act like a Skibidi Toilet. This can usually be cured and/or prevented by not giving you toddler internet access, and instead forcing them to play outside like any normal fucking kid.
Margaret: My god, this weekend was horrible!
Eve: Oh my, what happened?
Margaret: I was babysitting my 6 year old cousin on Sunday, and apparently she has Skibidi Toilet Syndrome! She wouldn't shut the fuck up!
Eve: I'd kill myself if I was in that situation!
Eve: Oh my, what happened?
Margaret: I was babysitting my 6 year old cousin on Sunday, and apparently she has Skibidi Toilet Syndrome! She wouldn't shut the fuck up!
Eve: I'd kill myself if I was in that situation!
by Ocide September 28, 2023
Get the Skibidi Toilet Syndromemug. AKA BDS. its a cause of a customer buying a product and it turns out to be a faulty product or a product that was under the expectation of the customer who recieved it.
Instead of the customer A. returning the product to the company for a better one. or B. realize that they have been duped and count their losses. They instead lie to themselves that the product was supposed to do this all along and that this is a good product knowing that it is a bad lackluster investment in a product.
Instead of the customer A. returning the product to the company for a better one. or B. realize that they have been duped and count their losses. They instead lie to themselves that the product was supposed to do this all along and that this is a good product knowing that it is a bad lackluster investment in a product.
-Can you believe he told me that in madden? the uniforms are not a big deal and also that player doing a moonwalk on the field is just a planned patch from EA coming soon?
-yeah he suffers from Buyers Denial Syndrome. Probably thinks that superman returns should have been game of the year too....
-yeah he suffers from Buyers Denial Syndrome. Probably thinks that superman returns should have been game of the year too....
by realistic view September 13, 2007
Get the Buyers Denial Syndromemug. by Bob the independent August 29, 2009
Get the Ted Kennedy Syndromemug. The man was diagnosed with Mel Gibson Syndrome after forcing his wife to suck on his genitalia repeatedly while screaming in a fit of rage.
by ThompsonytheThomps August 10, 2010
Get the Mel Gibson Syndromemug. A condition in which a female is in comparable proportion to a bowling pin. The head, breasts, and stomach are often normal and thin, but they are met by elephantine legs and ass. Most commonly found at softball fields and Indigo Girls concerts.
Joey: Do you want to go with me to my friend's sister's softball game? There will probably be some hot girls there.
Jake: No, thanks. Even by the odd chance there is an attractive one, my dick will shrivel at the mere site of the others who have bowling pin syndrome.
Jake: No, thanks. Even by the odd chance there is an attractive one, my dick will shrivel at the mere site of the others who have bowling pin syndrome.
by Jake LM May 1, 2010
Get the bowling pin syndromemug.