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Canoe Slapped

Performing the Cunnilingual arts with such a profound skill and vigor as to cause a woman to gyrate her hips uncontrollably, inevitably thrusting them upwards with orgasmic energy enough to knock the absolute fuck out of your greasy mug and send it flying back, potentially injuring both parties.
-Dude, what happened to your front teeth!?
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.
by Someone who misses their balls October 29, 2015
mugGet the Canoe Slappedmug.

Cyber slap

Whenever one spots a Tesla cyber truck, they must slap whoever is next to them and say the catchphrase above. CYBER SLAP!

Similar to the punching that occurs when one spots a Volkswagen beetle, and then punches their friend, this is the modern day equivalent.

A term coined by unpopular/indie author, Kaitlyn Johnson.
"Cyber slap!" *slaps the person next to them*
by Lucy Cunningham May 26, 2025
mugGet the Cyber slapmug.

Kentucky Pussy Slap

You are aimlessly hitting her raw in the missionary position. Just as your about to climax 45 seconds after starting. You pull out. Hold her legs up vertically parallel to one another. Then you slap her pussy once. If she says “no” or “stop, you give one more slap to see if she is just being a submissive good girl. If she says “no” or “stop” again, give one more for good measure. Once you finish the third slap, you will have already climaxed due to the sheer rush of adrenaline from beating pussy, literally.
by Gocards2013 September 2, 2025
mugGet the Kentucky Pussy Slapmug.

a bitch slap

by that___________hoe April 24, 2020
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Slapping fuckskins

A casual way of addressing the desire to rearrange the guts of a significant other. This references the beautiful slapping noises made during intercourse, along with the angelic term for genitalia.
Husband: Hey the kids are sleeping we should be slapping fuckskins

Wife: Ew, not when you call it that
by boiler December 17, 2020
mugGet the Slapping fuckskinsmug.

National Slap Short People Month

During the month of november you can slap anyone under 5'6" with no consequences.
Hey,it's National Slap Short People month!
by Im_Bad_At_Game October 8, 2022
mugGet the National Slap Short People Monthmug.

tennessee catfish slap

When youre out fishing bend a girl over your rod holder and fuck her from behind. Once you get a bite reel it in and as it comes out of the water pull it so the fish slaps her on the way in.
Only a country girl can really appreciate the Tennessee catfish slap
by Noctis 92 August 10, 2017
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