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Lobster slap

When you go to have sex but they've had crabs for more than 8 weeks
Bill: That prostitute just lobster slapped me
Joe: fuuuckkk man
Bill: It's gonna take weeks to get rid of it
by X_x.Butnuggets.x_X May 12, 2018
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SLAP YOUR SMALLER FRIEND DAY

Every day between the 2nd-6th of February is slap your shorter friend day (SYSFD)
I can't wait for Slap Your Smaller Friend Day
by Twopeice February 1, 2023
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The slaps

That old lady’s been on the slaps all day
by Tippytoppy September 13, 2022
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Jesus Slap

When you are so sure about something but you get biblically proven wrong. When it feels like you just got slapped.
They are such a jerk I don't like them, I don't have to love them.
But the Bible says in 1 John 4:11 "Dear friends, since God had so loved us, we also ought to love one another."
So yeah, you do have to love them. JESUS SLAP!!
by Angggellla June 3, 2017
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Slap

by Mr.Cheezebrgr April 18, 2020
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slap

a girl who would only mess wit if u needed some money or some head...lower dan a slap and way lower than a slam
B: Blood why dont u go mess wit dat gurl ova dere?
D: I would but she a slap ion wanna catch nuttin
by founders of TC November 9, 2008
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bitch slap

This is when a guy does or says something very wrong and a girl slaps him. This was referred by a guy as a bitch slap cause the girl was a "bitch" for slapping him. Now the term has kinda just became an expression for a slap given by a girl. Even, when a guy slaps someone in this way it is considered a bitch slap. Also, girls now use this term.
John: After I slapped her ass, she turned around a bitch slapped me.

Stacy: You deserved it!
by Markd September 29, 2015
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