The Trucker John

Someone who is subpar at Madden and constantly loses too the big dawg.

Wow, I hope I never pull The Trucker John when we play together.

by iiNTenSiiFy March 13, 2024

John Summit

A famous DJ; a way to refer to a female orgasm when masturbating .

She was DJing the bean till she hit that John Summit

by Zackattack42069 May 12, 2025

Johned

When a “friend” ignores your messages either on purpose or just ignorance.

Brad got johned by john

by Dangetjohn June 6, 2022

John

Big dicked ass nigga who’s cool as fuck

Is that John? I just know he fucks

by DefinerOfWordsFondler November 22, 2023

john alford <3

literally the best bf a girl could ever ask for . he is so cute and is like a big baby when he around his gorgeous gf , bc how could he not his gf is literally sexy asf and is the epitome of goddess energy . but anyways john alford is the best thing that has ever happened to anyone bc he easily lights up the room with his unique personality and his bright adorable smile

random bih: ouu girl i need to get me a john alford <3 i heard they do it best

by Yuzu-kin November 20, 2023

John Gowans as Ward Evans

John's Ward Evans, a mysterious scientist. Is he friend or foe to the atomic age, huh?

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's that character in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: That's John Gowans as Ward Evans, shrouded in atomic mystery, man!

by courtofowls September 4, 2023

john syndrome

John Syndrome is a disease typically found among people named John or Johnson, but can easily be transmitted to the average human by being touched by one already with it.

Get the fuck outta here, he has John Syndrome!

by busstex69 October 17, 2023