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Fart cum

You cum in a jar then flip over the jar and take the biggest fart you can to move the cum into the women/men mouth during sexual relations. The man/women most inhale the cum and fart through there nose.
I did a fart cum with my mom.
by Niggerscanhavesexwithdildos April 13, 2021
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Fart Cola

The act of trying to fart but instead, you crap out a nice load of Stinky Rogers, exept in Liquid form!!!
Guy 1: Hey, you wanna smell somthing...

Guy 2:Not Really...

Guy 1:Too bad.... *swoosh*pfttttt*

Guy 2:WTF IS THAT BROWN S*** WE GOT A FART COLA OVER HERE

Guy 1:UMM NOTHING!

Girl 1:Thats perfectly normal around here...
by Spychicken19 November 29, 2012
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productivity fart

random bouts of inactivity in a normally productive person
I haven't blogged in weeks thanks to an awful productivity fart...
by herbal t March 12, 2011
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Snead Fart

A person that smells like a stinky fart. A fart that stinks really bad like a skunk.
He is a real snead fart. Man did you just pass a snead fart?
by Sarah joshypoo September 10, 2011
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Lumpy Fart

Do farts have lumps? I have a funny feeling going down my leg. What's a lumpy fart? -Joe Biden
by just-telling-the-truth September 9, 2020
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ass fuck fart

when a girl or a guy gets fucked hard in the ass and has copious amounts of cum sprayed in the ass. Then after they fart and massive amounts of cum and shit balls splatters out of the asshole
i had the biggest ass fuck fart this morning form gettting fucked in the ass last night
by ass fucker as April 3, 2010
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Wet Tuna Farts

A gastrointestinal condition that lasts approximately 3-4 hours after one consumes bad tuna sushi. Wet Tuna Farts are caused by eating seemingly great tasting spicy tuna roll but it turns out unknowingly to be tainted tuna. While not enough to cause food poisoning, it is enough to cause excessive bloating and gas discharge.
Frank went to the Sushi Bar for lunch and ordered two spicy tuna rolls. To taste, they were magnificent. Unfortunately, about an hour after lunch he realized that the tuna was tainted after he experienced a massive case of the Wet Tuna Farts. He had to leave work the rest of the day due to co-worker complaints about the smell.
by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009
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