Red M&M

A virgin anal cavity on a homosexual man

Fred: Why did Zach break up with you?
Gerald: He said he only dates red M&Ms , not sluts.

by ThickKhalessi July 29, 2017

Red Devil Clan

A group of no-life skillers from Dutchland. Occasional survivors of a wilderness encounter with this clan describe them as fervent potato farmers.

See also: RDC, Dutch Pride, Harde Kern, Zachte Kern, kale koppen niet te stoppen, lekkah lekkah, skillers, potato farmers, bami unit, runescape

Person 1: Omg, this person has been crafting nats for 30 hours in a row!
Person 2: Wow he must be a member of Red Devil Clan

by rl99 October 18, 2008

red-eye dial

Inspired by drunk-dialing, red-eye dialing involves deliriously calling someone from your cell phone at the airport because you're exhausted and/or bored while waiting for your 12am flight. Red-eye dialing is typically accompanied by a complete disregard for the call recipient's time zone.

"It's 3am in NY right now...let's red-eye dial Rick from the airport in Vegas."

by Colls March 5, 2007

red as a baboon's arse

similie: very red, like the peri-rectal appendage of the great ape of the african continent on heat. As if one has had an extremely hot curry and stripped their ring.

After i shagged that bitch dry my cock was as red as a baboon's arse!

Driver: But officer, the lights were amber!
Cop: Bullshit mother fucker! It was red as a baboon's arse!

by quimmerman October 18, 2007

lady red bush

A term used to describe a ginger's pubic region.

(sees ginger) What's up lady red bush?

by cameronpretzel November 5, 2013

ruby red bag

A stretchy piece of skin that holds a male's testicles. Or, in other words, a scrotum.

I grabbed his ruby red bag and gave it a squeeze!

by Ruby Red McGee April 9, 2008

Red Tail Bandit

when an individual gets pounded anally so violently that the wounds created from the ass beating begin to bleed profusely. This in turn causes the individual to become lethargic and pass out. Meanwhile, the other individual pulls his bloody stump from the bloody wasteland of what used to be a rectum and blows a hot load over the lifeless body.

Ryan: Did you hear about Mark and Jeff?
Mike: Yeah, Mark woke up this morning delerious.
Ryan: I heard Jeff and him were messing around all night last night, and Jeff ended up giving Mark a red tail bandit.
Mike: Yeah, Mark wasn't expecting it. He's pissed!

by underdogg1 August 16, 2006