Do you even trim?

A question askin if you trim the eyebrows

Do you even trim Pegasus?

Do you even trim? Simon

by 202conman202 August 6, 2018

Do you believe in God?

Sooo.... You don't have to answer the question to resale THE BIBLE... But I have to cite my sources... Or be cudgeled by the concept of schizophrenia... And am a plagiarismer? You're literally called a prophet! And you don't have to say the words "YES I BELIEVE IN GOD" to not be a charlatan!? I don't get to complain about people profiting to the extreme for using my thing? More important than God, this guy, apparently. I have to cite my sources but not this guy? Can you fucking believe that?

Iam "Do you believe in God?"

Hym "Oh, I just realized! It can't be Hell because we told the truth!"

Iam 🤨 "Oh yeaaaahh... Huh... That makes me feel a lot better actually. Thanks! but that doesn't answer the question..."

Hym "What? Oh, yes the law of causality requires it to be real. The next question you would have to ask is 'Is it conscious or unconscious (Like H.P. Lovecraft's Azathoth)?' To which I would respond 'There seem to an observable pattern of behavior and laws and religious text seems to mirror the relationship between the observable world and God by outlining a pattern of behavior and laws."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2022

let me do it for you

A meme involving the long nosed 'Borzoi' dog.

Eminem: yo kanye where is my jewish friend
Kanye (made graduation): im not sure! lets find him
Borzoi: let me do it for you! kermeeet.
Kanye & Eminem: Awesome Sauce!

by better qwintuples January 27, 2023

pip pip the diddy do

the act of one watchng tv and the other kissing a window.

and maybe afterwards we can....you know...pip pip the diddy do

by glowfella October 14, 2017

what would natnap do

What Would Natnap Do - A saying used by the melvins (urban dictionary: "the melvins") to decide whether an action is melv-worthy or not. Natnap is the definition of a true melvin, with a kind heart, pretty face, and great body. All of the melvins strive to be like natnap, since he knows exactly what to do in all situations and even when he makes a mistake, its known that he has his heart in the right place. He used to be evil, but his reformation has given hope to people internationally ever since he is not evil anymore. God at Video Games and Starbucks Barista Speedrunner - can make your PSL in under 15 seconds!

Hey man, what would natnap do? Don't rob that bank. It's not a good look.

by nappy689 November 18, 2020

There's nothing we can do

The Napoleon meme you see on tiktok

Example

A: Sir, they've stolen all our dildos!!

Napoleon: There's nothing we can do...

*Amour plastique starts playing*

by I'm Literally Ryan Gosling bro September 29, 2023

What Would Trump Do?

When you are faced with a bigly debt, exposed for adultery or sexual assault, or charged with corruption, collusion, or treason, embrace the mindset of the Liar-in-Chief or Commander in Cheat to get out of trouble.

To minimize the odds of being fined or jailed for your financial, political, or sexual crime, ask yourself the question, “What would Trump do?”

by MathPlus May 8, 2021