John Diego

someone who should be kicked from the group chat at all costs.

Oh my god! John diego is so annoying!!!

by Jayman dogo September 18, 2020

John cena

U cant see him

They said john cena won the fight

To bad we cant see him

by Kristol September 18, 2020

Michael John

Another word for a cigarette

Person 1- fancy a michael John?
Person 2- avislyyyy

by whatyoulikeyou September 19, 2020

John Laurens

John Laurens was this dude in the 1700's who is a totally a turtle boi and has all my love.

John Laurens is spicy

by Turtle_boi1754 September 19, 2020

Johns

making up excuses for why you lost,
can also be used present tense, johning
wheres as johns ar the excuses themselves, johning is the act of making up the excuses.

"Please, no johns" - reggie
"aw come on, the game lagged, that is why i lost" - the john
"dude, stop johning" - his friend

by Sashanks September 19, 2020

John Cena

a person you cant see

John Cena : You cant see me

by ChihuahuaPlaysYT September 21, 2020

John

Plays cold but feels a lot and can love a lot
he breaks your heart

he doesn’t feel remorse anymore

he is someone you can’t recognize no more

friend: hey, your music is loud and sad, are you okay?
me: yeah i’m fine

friend: don’t lie, it’s john again right?
me: yea:/

by tjugofknett September 23, 2020