European Mud Slap

Pulling back the foreskin of your penis after a mind blowing colon extravaganza and slapping the male in the face with your shit covered cock

I think Ricky's european mud slap gave me pink eye!

by TheColonCommander99 December 24, 2021

slap happy grandpappy

in a forced alliance of marriage with your big fat granny.
unfunny at times but elitist humor

oc ; greg heffely, wimpy kid series.

1: whos those boomers there!!!!
2: your big fat granny with yur slap happy grandpappy

by yourswagindiegf November 26, 2021

Slap

Slap is an alternative word for cool, awesome or radical

I had a 'SLAP' time last weekend, That food was 'SLAP'

by Quality Assuraaaah! June 10, 2021

smoke slap

The act of blowing smoke in a person's face so as to challenge them to a smoke duel.

Aww shit. That bitch just got smoke slapped.

by r4jd November 20, 2010

slapping pink

Female masturbation

When I opened the bedroom door he saw her slapping pink.

by BobAbui April 14, 2015

Cucumber Slap

When you end up with a slice of cucumber all in your eye from a slap

When a work colleague slaps you upside the head with a slice of cucumber in their hand. Thats a cucumber slap.

Be careful as you may anger a midget when doing this

by Cuntybollock February 22, 2024

Slap

Sounds like a plan

Example 1:
Girl: hey, wanna go out tomorrow?
Guy: what time?
Girl: 5:30?
Guy: that slaps

Example 2:
Friend 1: meet at the park later?
Friend 2: yeh slap

by Urmamamia February 28, 2021