Your face

An incredible failure that exceeds all comprehension. See also: Your mom, your sister.

"I am going to om nom your face."

by KillaBoy04 January 12, 2010

Pwns Faces

adj., verb, from pwn, derived from own, and faces as in your face. Meaning:

1. Is really cool, great, or impressive.

2. Dominates at something, is really good at.

"Have you seen Victor's new phone? It pwns faces!"

"I pwn faces at soccer."

by Mysterioussstranger January 30, 2010

Alibaster Face

A face you make when taking a wide dump, The facial expression lasts about 15 minutes after the deed is done.

Dj Half Ton: Man, WTF! who dropped this loaf in the toilet,

Friend 2: I dont know but I just saw Jimmy walking with a alibaster face

Dj Half Ton: Let me see, Oh yeah, he sure does have an Alibaster Face

by Boneyt May 21, 2009

skunk faced

when your face looks particularly bad and it looks so nasty and stank looking.

Yo ass look so skunk faced right now, I dont even think rashon will mess with yo ass anymo

by Tashawn Webber October 14, 2009

Trench face

If you go to bed too late, the next morning you wake up with a tired line under each eye. After many late nights they resemble trenches! :(

Yes, i know i do have a trench face!

by meggymoomoo November 15, 2009

face walk

Dissed; verbally denigrated; trash talk; the act of disrespecting an individual using insulting language often in the presence of other people often by a trusted friend or person in a position fo authority.

Juan left the party punked after Bob's face walk made him feel completely put down.

by geezitron December 19, 2009

Face Naked

The (sometimes permanent) period of time in which a man has no facial hair growth at all. This may be through choice (e.g. shaving) or through will of GOD!

"I shall be growing a stubble for a play I'm in next term, but for now, I'm FACE NAKED"

guy1: dude why don't you ever grow a beard?
guy2: I dunno, guess I was just born FACE NAKED
guy1: ... 0.o

by sharkbaitboy January 22, 2011