James

James is someone who is normally narcissistic and preys on vulnerable women. He is usually found off his face on ket and other recreational drugs. He is associated with more than one woman at a time and usually found with a circle of friends that are degrading towards women. Violent and socially awkward, never takes the blame for this actions and riddled with STI’s. Cracking smile but no ass, chavvy dress code and generally self absorbed. Control freak with temper issues. Nice hair pretty boy who thinks he’s gods gift to women even though behind his back they laugh at his expense. Homosexual in denial.
Oh my god! Must be a James!

Can’t believe your with someone called James, they are all the same!
by Clint Flint October 02, 2021
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james is a person who is so short evan an fetus is bigger then him. even though he gets told hes short his penis is not
james is so short even my shrimp can run faster then him
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He sucks James is a total dick
Person 1:who’s that he seems like a total dick

Person 2:ya that’s James he is a total dick
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james is a name you call a girl wich has a nice ass and boobs
James!!!
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That Jame over there in the corner looks so lonely
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The sexiest most scrumptious man alive. James is the most beautiful soul you’ll come across. He is so kind and sweet and just overall perfect. When you meet him, you’ll instantly fall in love and never want to leave him. He will love you and cherish and you treat you like the most special girl on earth. If you meet a James, you will be happier than you could ever known to be possible. James has gorgeous blue eyes that make you never want to look away. And he has the softest hair on earth. Also, he smells delicious. Like you’ll never get enough of how good he smells. Also being in his arms will be the best thing on earth. He’ll make you feel so safe and loved.
Mary: So hat are you and James doing?
Nylah: we’re amazing! I just love James so much. He makes me so happy.
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Typically a middle aged bald white guy, likes ranch
Wow that sure is james
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