Skip to main content

james

Person 1) James is so orz.
Person 2) I want to date him.
by orzintballs May 31, 2025
mugGet the jamesmug.

James

James fine as fuck all the ladies want him.
Example: the realist nigga wit a fine face.

He a goat at football too. And he real he not fake!
Omg that’s James girl you better shoot ya shot 😝
by Justpostingshit215 November 20, 2023
mugGet the Jamesmug.

James

James is a great tall man who plays hockey and loves to play on his ps5. He is a backseat gamer on Valorant and loves to watch porn in secret.
James stop playing Valorant and help me clean u idiot
by People in a goats butt March 8, 2022
mugGet the Jamesmug.

James

He has a mega penis and all the girls love him. He has such dreamy eyes, mega muscles and is incredibly sexy. Any girl has a crush on him. He is also extremely intelligent.
person 1: omg i need a man

person 2: get a james we all need a james
by loldude420 December 6, 2021
mugGet the Jamesmug.

James Cowley

James Cowley is a walking manifestation of filth and grime, his unkempt appearance an affront to even the most relaxed standards of hygiene. Greasy, tangled hair hung lankly around his sallow face, which was riddled with pockmarks and acne scars. His beady eyes were small and pig-like, set deep into his flesh and almost lost in the folds of his swollen eyelids.

His clothes were ragged and torn, barely clinging to his emaciated frame. They were stained with mud, blood, and who knew what other bodily fluids. The stench of his unwashed body was overpowering, a sour mixture of sweat, urine, and decay that seemed to follow him like a cloud.

He spoke with a thick, guttural accent that made his words hard to understand. His voice was hoarse and wheezing, as if he had been chain-smoking for decades. He had a nasty habit of spitting when he talked, sending flecks of saliva flying in all directions.

His behavior was as foul as his appearance. He had a quick temper and a mean streak a mile wide. He was prone to violence, lashing out at anyone who crossed him. He was a liar and a cheat, willing to do whatever it took to get ahead.

In short, he was a dirty pig of a human, the kind of person that made you want to scrub your skin raw after just being in his presence.
James Cowley what a scumbag or should i say cumbag
by Harmonica111 May 11, 2023
mugGet the James Cowleymug.

james finch

Someone with a,defiantly, massive penis. Also one of the most beautiful and handsome people you will ever meet
Ohh yeah that James finch fella, he tapped me good I squealed till I came
by Big man bill June 23, 2018
mugGet the james finchmug.

Share this definition