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Insert Coin Syndrome

The delusion that you have control over the situation, when its clear to everyone else that you are clueless.

Reminiscent of playing car racing video games in shops when you were a kid with no money, but still vigorously manipuating the steering wheel and enjoying the ride, as the text "Insert Coin" flashes continuously.
DUANE: "C'mon guys! One big push and we'll all get this last bit done!"

MARK: "Why's Duane from management holding a clipboard and talking at us? We all know what we're doing and we're ahead of schedule anyway. He's just justifying his payrise."

JOHN: "Nah he's not that clever, he's got insert coin syndrome."
by heavypettingzoo October 22, 2009
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Broken Record Syndrome

When you can't stop thinking about the same thing.
You think about it over and over again, like a broken record would play the same part of a song over and over again.
She couldn't stop thinking about the boy she liked, so she came to the conclusion that she had Broken Record Syndrome.
by kjshdfkljsf May 27, 2008
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friend zone syndrome

An affliction where a patient uses "friend zone" unironically.
The patient sees friendships with people of sexual appeal as a failure.

In fact, this is actually a symptom of a number of other hidden problems (failure to meet new people regularly, failure to negotiate sexuality in an upfront way, failure to enjoy the sorts of people one is interested in sleeping with, and so on)
A: "Someone I know isn't giving me sex. I mean, I haven't been upfront, because I fear even polite rejection... But the only thing I want from them is sex, and they're the only person I am going to meet this year. Please, help me get out of the friend zone!"

B: "That's your problem: you've got friend zone syndrome."
by Openly sexual nice guy September 13, 2012
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Open Leg Syndrome

Ailment suffered by women who can't keep their legs closed.
Stephanie suffers from Open Leg Syndrome.
by Gollum May 24, 2006
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Skibidi Toilet Syndrome

The effect that Skibidi Toilet has on the youth. Mainly contracted my kids aged 2-9, Skibidi Toilet Syndrome is a mental disorder where a child is completely brainwashed by Skibidi Toilet, and proceeds to act like a Skibidi Toilet. This can usually be cured and/or prevented by not giving you toddler internet access, and instead forcing them to play outside like any normal fucking kid.
Margaret: My god, this weekend was horrible!
Eve: Oh my, what happened?
Margaret: I was babysitting my 6 year old cousin on Sunday, and apparently she has Skibidi Toilet Syndrome! She wouldn't shut the fuck up!
Eve: I'd kill myself if I was in that situation!
by Ocide September 28, 2023
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Snide Face Syndrome

Snide Face Syndrome, or simply Snide Face, is an acute condition that occurs when meeting an acquaintance after a long period of absence and lack of contact.

SFS sets in at the point of reunion due to uncertainty of the status of the relationship. One, or both parties, may feel it is right to present a smile. The smile, however, is forced due to the uncertainty of the friendship and results in a contorted, snidey-looking face.

This facial contortion is uncontrollable and can be felt spreading up the face, causing great anxiety to the sufferer, and often lasts for the duration of the conversation.
Old acquaintance: "Hello there...Sorry, I've forgotten your name."
John: "Hi, it's John." *Snide Face Syndrome*
by Goatlips December 30, 2009
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Battered Wife Syndrome

A theory of multiple victimization using the "cycle of violence" and learned helplessness to explain the development of a psychological problem in women who are repeatedly abused by their husbands.

The person becomes depressed and unable to take any independent action that would allow him or her to escape the abuse.
I think he's suffering from Battered Wife Syndrome. He is a timid person, unable to think for himself and is tentative about making any decision for fear of being verbally or physically attacked.
by Joe from the OC March 18, 2011
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