terrorist sex

Attaching a bomb to your penis that is set to go off when banging some awful bitch. Like terrorism, it is self sacrificing and done in God's name.

That girl Alli is so awful that I feel like it is my duty to have terrorist sex with her.

by Rapistberger June 23, 2010

Pixel Sex

Having Sex On A Virtual Game

They Ass Was Havin Pixel Sex Talkin Bout *Rides Dick*

by AyooWhoress August 21, 2018

homicide sex

Having sex with a girl when she is on her period. Best resulsts are obtained in dry locations such as a bed or the couch. When you are finished there will be blood everywhere, giving the appearance of a homicide scene.

"Had some homicide sex last night, made a mess of the sheets blood everywhere"

by Ab2k7 October 22, 2013

CIA Sex

Having sex with your partner while performing CIA torture methods used during interrogations.

“How did I get these scars on my arms? Last night my wife wanted CIA sex. I was worried I may waterboard her too long before I cum. Best orgasm of my life!!”

by Voyagerdeep February 9, 2018

Sex cookie

A quadruple chocolate cookie sold by sainsbury's. Each cookie contains over 100kcal and has been likened to sex. Though very satisfying at first and during consumption, a feeling of disappointment at the short lived pleasure is unavoidable. In the end, the consumer is left with a feeling that the cookie was not as large as hoped, over too quickly and not particularly satisfying.

Are there any sex cookies left?

No, I ate the last one, wasn't really big enough to fill me though...

by chemengfun May 25, 2010

Sex-haver

A derogatory term for someone who has sexual intercourse.

Sonic: you might touch the finnish line, but you never touched a woman
Jet the Hawk: You're right, I haven't lost my virginity... BECAUSE I NEVER LOSE! See you later sex-haver! Hahahaha
Sonic: Well, if I can't take his trophy... then i'll have to take his virginity!

Jet the Hawk: what the fuck

by slovakheroaugustus February 14, 2023

sex keyboard

A woman who maks highly questionable noises during sex, such that it sounds as if you are just pressing the sound effect buttons on a keyboard rather than pleasuring her.

*ooh-ooh-aah-aah*
*woof woof*
*ding dong*
*squelch*
*mmmmooooooo*
*beep-beep*
*dropped cutlery*
*police siren*
*tearing paper*
*helicopter*
*meow*
*baby laugh*
etc.

Dude 1: Do you think she's faking?

Dude 2: Nah, she's just a sex keyboard

by Mr. Cardboard November 8, 2011