October 30

Kiss your tallest friend day. This is the day you kiss any friends over 6 foot

Girl 1: Hey you should go kiss him
Girl 2: He's cute but he wouldn't let me
Girl 1: It's ok he has to let you it's October 30

by pepeweiner69 October 29, 2019

October 31

Halloween, aka national dick sucking day

“i’m going to the movies with emily later”
“bro it’s october 31st”
“halloween?”
“nah it’s national suck dick day, yer gonna get some head”

by dickbythedaily October 29, 2019

October 29

lick an ity day

“ it’s october 29th” hey it’s lick an ity day!

by virgin power October 29, 2019

October 30

October 30th is national thank your drug dealer day. This is a day that we all thank our drug dealers for the risks they take daily, so that people all over the world can get a little bit enjoyment out of life. If it wasn't for these heroes, we'd have to rely on life being enough.

I can't wait for October 30. It's been awhile since the dumb dumb that repeatedly makes bad decisions and goes to jail for what he does. If it wasn't for these idiots, we'd all be screwed.

by SmokeTwibz October 29, 2019

October 29

Slap Griffin Day is on October 29

Person 1: " Today is Slap Griffin Day"
Person 2: "Wahoo."
Griffin: "I hate October 29th"
Person 3: "Too bad"
Person 2: "Wahoo."

by Angery Goomba Except not October 29, 2019

October 30

Giver ur girl best friend a hug day

Guy: hey bestie its October 30th

Girl: aww im ur bestie

*they hug*

No one says anything cause it’s October 30th

by Ueheuene October 29, 2019

October 31

{hold} your friend/boyfriend/crush {hand}

Mya : I really wanna hold my crushes hand 🤷🏼 ♀️🤷🏼 ♀️
Bestie: It’s October 31!Go for it

by Mya 🥵 October 29, 2019