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European Water Baloon

An act of any uncircumsized person placing their foreskin onto a water nozzle and letting it fill up, then sealing it, ergo making a water baloon
Trent made a european water baloon on a school sink today. Didn't know that fucking freak was uncircumsized
by Docker81 May 15, 2025
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"soft drink" water-saver rule

The disgusting "mellow/yellow" procedure practiced during water-shortages, or implemented to lower your consumption of pay-per-gallon city-water.
Rather than practicing the "soft drink" water-saver rule to save on my utility-bills, I collect rainwater in buckets outside, and then use that some of the time to flush my toilet.
by QuacksO October 15, 2018
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Holy Water

Another word for cum. It is used to look innocent when your parents are around
Boy: you want to do it tonight?
Girl: yeah, just make sure not to leave holy water stains like you did last time

I was going to drink from that bottle, then I realized someone put holy water in it and felt discusted.
by myyyyyyyname January 15, 2022
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Water yo crops

To ejaculate upon another persons genitalia
I'm going to water your crops.
I'm going to water her crops.
I want to water his crops.
I'm gonna water yo crops.
by LilShwampAss October 6, 2020
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water-type

Possessing the ability to manipulate, control, take advantage of, or live in, water.
“Torrent powers up water-type moves when the Pokémon’s HP is low.”
-Dewott’s Pokédex entry.
by MaybeARealWord April 19, 2021
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Drink some water/stay hydrated

A way to say I love you without fully revealing your feelings and making it seem like you just care about them
by Shidiot August 2, 2025
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Water My Figs

An insult of unknown origin that is an equivalent to "Fuck you!"
"You suck". "Oh yeah? Well, you can water my figs buddy."
by Raconteur75 July 15, 2022
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