Told you so

Alex Jones

Alex Jones was right. I told you so.

by VRNAQLR February 11, 2022

thank you for the plug

When you get the favor

John : Ey yo Chris ,I want to put you on the guest list.

Chris : oh damn! Thank you for the plug J.

by SimoO April 23, 2018

fuck you awake

“Fuck You Awake” - definition: while he is still asleep, a woman uses her mouth and hand to make her man hard, grinding the air or his leg until she’s wet; then moves on top of him, sliding his hardness inside her; she continues to ride him until he’s awake.

As they fell asleep in each other’s arms, she asked, “Can we do this again in the morning? I want to ‘fuck you awake’.”

by Nikita O. November 7, 2020

You-Tube Afternoon

After a long, exhausting week of work when co-workers need to relax a little bit and take a break from the daunting tasks piling atop their desk. Co-workers gather around one employee's computer screen, in their cubicle and search for funny youtube clips i.e. SNL Celebrity Jeopardy, etc.

D: What a week this has been!
K: OMG, I know! It's been crazy!
D: I think we need to have a You-Tube Afternoon to wind down from the week.
K: YES!

by dmezz October 23, 2009

you on some nutshit

People who act stupid or dumb for no good reason.

"Bro Arlin you on some nutshit today."

by WILCOCKS February 2, 2017

smoking is bad for you

A phrase that wankers, cock suckers, preps, and fuck wits cannot help but utter when they see a smoker happily enjoying a cigarette.

A) Smoking is bad for you.
B) Holy shit! This stuff is bad for me?!?! Why didn't anyone tell me?!?! Oh wait, there's a FUCKING WARNIGN ON THE SIDE OF THE PACK, WHICH I SEE EVERY GODDAMNED DAY! PISS OFF, YOU COCK-SUCKING-PREPPY-ASSED-FUCK-WITTED-WANKER!

by Tony Rocky Horror January 3, 2004

twat you one

The act of scraping one's nails down another person's arm to convey anger, resentment or the recognition of a derogatory comment.

Chris: 'I fucked your mum'
John: 'Well, I'm going to have to twat you one'

by C. J. Lynch & D. E. Knight December 9, 2012