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Crunchy peanut butter mohawk

When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
“Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk”
by aidangreen January 4, 2023
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Grilled Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

A Heavenly Southern treat. Make a regular Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich then butter the outside of the bread then grill in a frying pan until golden brown. Enjoy with a glass of milk.
Hey Connie, Mama made Grilled Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches for lunch, I’ll pour us two glasses of milk.
by Ms Kitty Lorraine January 2, 2020
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Butter Troll

A person or bot straight out the oven who like to cause havoc in comment sections. A new account user who love starting drama to go against the grain.
His account is only 2 weeks old. What a butter troll! -DG-
by DARK GENiX January 13, 2023
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Something to say when anyone or anything is getting absolutely decimated in a competition
Jimmy: Man, the Ravens are out there getting roasted toasted and buttered

Kent: Yeah they're really dying out there
by E.M.V.J.J April 2, 2019
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butter jar

Those women are just a couple of butter jars. They're just fat. Seriously love lose some weight.
by clubprice September 22, 2010
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melt the butter

The act of standing under a hot shower head, allowing the water to penetrate your greasy hair.
Took me an extra 5 minutes to “melt the butter” during my shower. Sorry I’m late!
by HolDoll February 5, 2018
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butter muscle

A penis incapable of achieving erection due to the over consumption of alcohol and/or meat (ribs).
"Hey dude did you score with Sally last night?"
"Nah bro, I got the butter muscle"
by KCMOMAN September 24, 2012
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