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Beaning

The act of shoving one or two beans up somebody’s dick hole and making them cum the beans out
I was just beaning one of my friends and it was awesome
by MrCumMan May 1, 2023
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Cool as beans

To stick your finger in another mans anus, remove sniff and possibly lick, then insert back into your own anus during homosexual acts.
Alex was cool as beans all summer long.
by El Toros May 21, 2021
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Bean

The thing on cat paws thats where you will find a wild bean the beans are tiny oval shaped things on cats paws.
Brianna said "look at those motherfucking beans!" she said while holding up a cats paw "I am going to eat those beans!" on this chungy cat.
by Wahligi September 19, 2022
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single bean

when everyone you know is in a relationship and your the only one without a person.
Everyone: Omd we've been dating for ages

That 1 person (me) : yea yea ok
Everyone: You're such a single bean , find someone
by ThAt_AnNoyMuS_USeR August 28, 2020
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Dirty shrigney bean

When you use up an entire box of Kleenex a day, from spaffing constantly
He can’t stop rubbing his nub, he’s always off for a dirty shrigney bean. His mother won’t buy boxes of tissues for the house any more
by OEFFL May 18, 2020
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Will and bean

Will and Bean are the two famous kittens of the most amazing editor and friend ever!
Piper: who tf is will and bean?
Bryant: duh theyre the queens kittens!
Isabella: that’s so swagtastic!!
by Bridgetosarabithia February 15, 2021
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Bean

An interesting piece of food that will make you feel butterflies near your bro in the hot tub. (Then you make bubbles)

As the beans are gas bombs that you eat.
I felt beans making bubbles out of my butt in the hot tub with my bro.
by Therealgoatishereforall January 10, 2022
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