Snicker dick

When you put your dick in a butt hole and when you pull out there's a peanut sticking to it

I banged a slut in the ass and when I pulled out I had Snicker dick

by Sdenny22 October 10, 2016

DROPPED THE DICK

1. To have committed a blunderous misstep, typically resulting in a significant loss of money, power, or influence.

“Thanks, Harry. Because of you, a client who was bringing in 35% of our revenue is now going to another company. Way to drop the dick on this one.”

“It looked like he was going to win, but he dropped the dick in the 6th round and got knocked out.”

by Bdaddyt July 14, 2018

dick wall

When a group of friends choose someone on their friends list and deface their wall with photos of penises, things that look like penises, and things generally penis-related, so that the only things present when someone visits is things involving penises.

Can be used as a verb or noun.

Aw man, I left Facebook for an hour and you guys totally gave me a dick wall. You're a bunch of jerks.

Holy crap! I got dick walled by Carey, Kym, Matt, Dave, and Jen while I was asleep! I guess I should make my profile friends-only now, in case this happens again. Don't want the boss to see it by accident.

by thescinema December 1, 2011

pussy-dicking

wasting time; fucking around

The term was used, and possibly coined, by Deandra "Sweet Dee" Reynolds in season 7, episode 5 (Storm of the Century) It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

We gotta stop pussy-dicking around. It's time to get in the bunker.

by RhinestoneTiger June 12, 2022

Dick Debt

When a man goes in without a condom and lands himself in debt.

Hey did you hear that Josh Cuntfield landed himself in Dick Debt last night with the Blair Bitch Project? Man that is the 5th kid and it will will be the debt of him. Wear a condom.

by MartMart210 August 27, 2020

Dick On The Shelf

Dick On The Shelf or D.O.T.S refers to a strategy girls use when their relationship falls through or their routine dick appointmentgoes south on them. This commonly occurs when the guy is not hip enough to realize that he's been put on the back burner until she has use for him. Until then, he will not hear from said female because she's "busy".

Buddy 1: Weird thing just happened. This girl that I haven't heard from in weeks just waved to me on Facebook because I'm nearby.
Buddy 2: Yeah her F.W.B just ended and you're her Dick On The Shelf
Buddy 1: Dick on the shelf ?
Buddy 2: Yup, D.O.T.S homie.

by Syrpgangwaffuldaeus August 3, 2018

Benning a dick

The act of fucking a canine skull, usually a wolfskull

Person one - "yo, you hear that dude who shot a wolf and took its skeleton"
Person 2 - "I bet hes benning a dick"

by supermegafan6969 May 13, 2019