wrong time of month

A Farmer Is Told That His Celibate bull Will Go Sex-Mad If He Rubbs Some Cow's Fanny Juice Over The Bull's Nose. He Does So, And The Bull Gets At It Within Seconds. He Wonders If This Works With Humans, So That Night He Scoops Up Some Of His Wife's Juices And Rubs Them Over His Face. Within Seconds He Has A Massive Stiffy And So Wakes Up His Wife, Wanting To Give Her A Poking Like Never Before. She Takes One look At Him And Says, "YOU WAKE ME UP AT 3 IN THE MORNING TO TELL ME YOU'VE GOT A NOSEBLEED?!?!"

If The River Runs Red, Take The Dirt Track!

by <*}}}}>< September 05, 2003

Ball Bag Time

A time when all boys involved produce their ball sack. Usually started by someone shouting-
'What time is it?'
and everyone else responding-
'Ball Bag Time'
Only done when drunk and in a crowded pub or to annoy a girlfriend.

Lout 1 'Hey james you got the time?'
Lout 2 'err, yeah its... 12:25'
Lout 1 'i think your wrong'
Lout 2 '?'
Lout 1 'I think its Ball Bag Time'
Lout 2 *looks down*

'Dude-'

by Olie T May 24, 2009

Finished - Right on Time

When you finish a report, analysis, or other assignment right before it is due.

Bob: "Jim's busted now!"
Jason: "No, Jim is going to be fine, he Finished - Right on time!"

by adiz97 April 07, 2011

Nick-o-time

n: The shits when as soon as you pull down your pants shit explodes out of your ass

v: to hold your shit in to the point of shitting your pants

n: Bro! cant talk, I gotta run to the bathroom, I'm going to have a nick-o-time!!!

v: Hell no, I'm not getting up until I nick-o-time

by JamesRomano September 12, 2006

Arsehole to breakfast time

In today's language this translates as 24/7

The lads worked their bollocks off from arsehole to breakfast time to get it completed

by Properkhunt January 29, 2016

2 times p2

the twins premium pussy formula

Go ask the 2 times p2 for some help with your geometry

by T D S April 11, 2003

T-Shirt Time

Screaming "T-Shirt Time!!!!" implements the start of getting ready to party.

Dude1: What Time is it?
Dude2: T-SHIIIIIIIIRT TIME ! Let's get ready to party!
Dude1: Alright it's T-Shirt Time!!!!

by SchwanzusLongus August 10, 2011