John Crews

A person that makes everyone around super duper horny. His hot body gives erections to everyone in a ten foot radius.

That dude John Crews made me cum as soon as I saw him.

by Aiden Johnson September 27, 2023

John

Nonsensical euphemism for any noun (usually a penis,) often used jokingly or to self-censor in public.

1: "DUUUUDE! I hit my fucking John!"
2: "What?"
1: "MY JOHN! IT HIT ME RIGHT IN THE JOHN!"
2: "Travis, what the hell are you talking about?"

by Torrajin October 23, 2022

John

michael's semen drinking lover

hot sexy ass tal clone 1: oh yes John is shit

by Tal the sexy June 23, 2020

John

Another Name referring a Prostitute.

Why are you standing like a John?

by Chris Hates Everybody February 18, 2021

Fuck You John

when somebody you hate is named john hit em with a Fuck You John

John just nutted in my mouth. Fuck You John.

by TronityCat September 10, 2025

john frusciante

the greatest guitarist of all time.

john frusciante playing don't forget me live

by rhcparebetterthanyou November 4, 2023

John

a kid with ZERO life that's cheating on geoguesser when we duel him like omfg its not that serious

"i HATE john because he always cheats on geoguesser! what a loser!"

by nachomansion17 December 13, 2024