better hoagie down

Comes from a goofy reddit thread by the same name.

Basically is another term for "be prepared," or "be careful"

"It's cold out there, better hoagie down!"

by CTDT January 13, 2023

Sit-down comedian

A comedian, who is a quadriplegic.

Did you hear about that paralyzed guy who tells jokes? He's kind of more of a sit-down comedian.

by guyomalley February 27, 2011

sit down in the shower

it means to masturbate
yank wang

5 minutes ago i was sitting down in the shower. then i thought about urbandictionary.com and now i'm sittin here in my drawers drying off.

hint: do not sit on drain

by [e-mail] May 15, 2004

Michigan Down Syndrome

The syndrome common to female inhabitants of the state of Michigan.
Key characteristics include pronounced forehead and face that seems to be sucked in by the mouth giving a bitter look.
Some say that the patients look like relatives of hulk hogan.

Tom: Yo did you just see that chick, she must have just bit into a lemon or something cause she looked rediculous.
Lane: It wasn't a lemon, she just has a bad case of michigan down syndrome.

by alpa_chino October 16, 2008

Tango down under

A man and woman are having intimate sex and the man loses his erection while his dick is fully inserted into the womans vagina

Typically done by people who have been playing way too much call of duty

Woman- Oh yeah don't stop!
Man-... Oh God
Woman- What why did you stop
Man- TANGO DOWN UNDER!

by Doctor Broski January 10, 2010

3 logs down

jacking off
(only do when you are alone)

don't whip you dickm out here, go 3 logs down for that dammit.

by Don Faith June 11, 2006

Bro Down

The opposite of man up. This term applies to those falling short of first place or just failing in general.

John had a blister on his foot that explains the 2nd place ribbon and the bro down effort.

by oj.did.itzzz September 17, 2013