Swiss Cake Roll

When you take a fat shit and then fuck the shit, cum inside of it, then feed it to your partner.

Oh my God! Have you and your boyfriend ever done the Swiss Cake Roll?

by RealUrethraFranklin February 3, 2025

Baking Cakes

Exercise that builds the booty.

These heavy weighted squats got us baking cakes!

by HERMOSA54 May 19, 2020

cake of kings

Direct way for a crush, the jail, the covid-19 and death.

Me: have they cake of kings?
He: yes, but, if you got for me they take you to the jail.

by Cake of cakes January 4, 2021

CAKE

Adding the word 'CAKE' after someone's name is a quick way of describing a person as sweet and someone who everybody likes.

"Hey ClaireyCAKE!"

by ClaireyCAKE April 12, 2009

CAKE MONSTER

CAKE MONSTER:
ALSO KNOWN AS - GREEDY FAT BASTARD, COOKIE MONSTER, BEASTBAG, SHARON SMITH , HONEY MONSTER
KNOWN TO EAT MEN WHOLE IF THEY STAND IN FRONT OF A CAKE. IVE EVEN SAW HER EAT A BABY!
HANGS AROUND OUTSIDE GREGGS AND OTHER SUCH BAKERIES INHALING CAKES WHOLE!
SHE HIDES CAKE IN HER MINGLE.
KNOWN TO SPEND £2000 A DAY ON CAKE; INHALES CAKE QUICKER THAN OXYGEN!

'LOOK AT THE STATE OF THAT CAKE MONSTER - SHOVELLING IT IN!'
'THE SHARON - I HEARD HER BLOODS CAME BACK 99.9% CAKE AND 0.1% CARAMEL, '

by PISSBAGPO May 21, 2018

Butt Cake

A cake shaped like a butt. Not to be confused with bukkake.

I ate an excellent butt cake last night.

by psudeom January 30, 2018

caked up

its when you when the cake when youre eating the when you cake when youre eating a slice of cake and it gets all over and youre all caked up because you the cake went all over the place because youre eating cake

damn, im all caked up now.

by dingablongo October 24, 2023