Mexican cake Pop

The Mexican cake pop is when you insert a stick into the hole of your wang. The female then proceeds to insert your stick strucken pene into her vagina. She then takes a shit as it is placed within her. It is then taken out and molded into a ball where you now have the cake for your cake pop within your partner. She then spits on the shit cake pop and begins to eat it, meanwhile you are still proceeding to smash your partner.

My sister and I had fun doing the Mexican cake pop last week.

by Acrim December 29, 2018

cake server

A passive aggressive suburbanite mother who will condescend those without children, marriage and other archaic social pressures.

I don't recognize Susie any longer, she got married right on 30 and turned into a smarmy cake server almost overnight.

by grindy March 6, 2017

Pregnancy cake

When a man doesn't clean his ejaculatory residue off from his bellend for weeks/months/years, until the top of his penis resembles a frosted cake. (some might be inclined to add extra cake decorations to penis)

The man then proceeds to fuck his lover, thus giving her 'the pregnancy cake.'

"Frank, I can't lie to you, I saved up for months and gave your girlfriend my pregnancy cake...

I promise, I'll let you know if she tells me she's pregnant, sorry bud."

by Ganshee September 18, 2022

cake bread

slang coming from the battle rap community generally meaning to mess something up really bad but specifically to saying something incredibly stupid to the point of making zero to no sense especially while rapping.

Rapper 1 "bro spitting heat then studently stops and laughs"

Rapper 2 "i know you was about to cake bread bro don't lie"

Guy 1 "how did it picking up chicks at the bar go?"
Guy 2 " it was going really well but at the end i totally caked bread and blew it! i said i get a lot of ear wax in my right ear but not my left and i think its because of the moon cycle"
Guy 1 "what?
Guy 2 "exactly"

by toxic cowZ December 1, 2023

Stitch Cake

A stitch cake is an uncommon event that happens when you are eating, haven't swallowed your food yet, and you involuntarily (usually by a sneeze or laughing) hack up the chewed up parts. Named after the scene in Lilo And Stitch where Stitch regurgitates a cake he was told not to eat.

Dude, that scene was so funny, I coughed out a stitch cake.

by heccboi April 20, 2021

Patty Cake

When two men fuck a girl from both ends while playing patty cake with each other.

"That was a mean patty cake session last night with you and jessie."

by Poise King February 16, 2019

Spicy pineapple upside down cake

When you give a urine sample offer this as a specialty; spin the rim of the sample cup in your bleeding vagina, next dip rim in tajin, following - fill the cup with your urine. Serve with the cap underneath.

I went to the Public Health Clinic and served them my Spicy Pineapple Upside Down Cake...

by Bigteenus March 19, 2021