Cakeful

Someone who is full of cake, meaning they are dumb thicc.

Reed:Damn did you see Colby she's Cakeful as hell

by Mudd-Flapp April 23, 2017

Carrot cake

Real hip hop, real rap, fresh beats, Means good, legit, badass beats, the shit, that fire, that diggy Iggy, good beats, good music, real shit up in general nah mean

Yo did you hear that new s*** just dropped by l-dog, that s*** is the carrot cake, I ain't even playin.

Or

I just saw that video everybody's talking about by the weekend that s*** is straight carrot cake NGL

by Carl Levi Tate May 26, 2021

Funnel cake

The act of ejaculating on a person's stomach and sprinkling baby powder as if it were powdered sugar. While you can consume the result it is not advised.

Last night I gave this random girl a funnel cake and she actually ate it.

by baetastic February 14, 2017

Cheese cake

Smashing a cake in a girls toes and licking it off

I pretended that i was going to tie my shoe but i sneaked up behind my girlfriend and did a cheese cake!

by Coralkomi July 25, 2022

jiggle cake

If you jizz into a ramekin and microwave it

Oh, Sandra thought the Jell-O shot had a funny taste, but really I gave her a jiggle cake

by Crabstick69 October 27, 2020

AIDS Birthday Cake

A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.

"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".

by thewarragulman May 23, 2018

mom is it time for cake?

A thing that people named Jason say that makes people around them lose brain cells.

Jason said, mom is it time for cake? And Hannah smacked him

by Laganja October 14, 2023