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John

John is so weird. He looks like a pear. He needs a haircut. He has no hairline. A John would never be kind, even if his life depended on it.
I hate John. He makes me rage!
by MyTerror December 10, 2019
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John Cree

A mythical man, commonly sighted in the halls of the Grange academy technical department reciting the FEEDSCAM analysis.

John is a prestigious man, although his almost legendary reputation has brought on many assassination attempts including Cammy G’s notorious attempt to neutralise John Via the brick through window technique
Gandhi, Martin Luther King, John Cree, all heroic men whom gave all for country and their people.
by Sir John Cree December 10, 2019
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John Mocker

The name John is Gay and white, but when the full name John Preston Mocker is there then you know he is an OMEGA GAY
See John Mocker, I heard he sucked DoctorKnockOut1's PP
by DKO1 December 15, 2019
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John Mocker

A white Faggot becomes an OMEGA GAY when full name is John Preston Mocker
Looked at that John Mocker, did you hear he sucked DoctorKnockOut1's dick.
by DKO1 December 15, 2019
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john bowers

John bowers: a very gay kid that will do anything for some gay dick but will persistently say no homo until he is satisfied with his decision.
by @yaboy defines December 31, 2019
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John Ray

by The Stalker In Your wardrobe December 31, 2019
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That’s on John

i can’t stand Alan and that’s on john
by wxrcrxmes January 2, 2020
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