joe

dont ask about him

whos joe?

by another sexy mf January 4, 2022

Sloppy joe

You are a dedicated McNasty fan

- I love McNasty so much i went on the urban dictionary to see sloppy joe!

by voidsgbm_Phanta October 15, 2020

joe creasey

A man with one large nut

Wow! You can see Joe Creasey's nut a mile away.

by duder7299 October 6, 2016

joe keery

the most hottest man in the world! you may know him from the movies/ shows, stranger things(steve harrington), spree(kurt), free guys(keys),etc. he’s extremely attractive and the mother of the stranger things kids! you may also know him by his music, some of his most popular songs are end of beginning, basic being basic, potion, roddy,etc. his stage name is djo! (pronounced joe) joe keery is known for his amazing hair and his looks.

me: “joe keery is so hot”
you: “who’s joe keery?”
*gives you this definition*
me: “read this”
you:“damn… he must be rlly hot”
me: “believe me, he isssss!”

by your fave bisexual bitch June 3, 2025

Bumhole Joe

A male, often sporting a beard, who gains great pleasure in engaging the anuses of females with his tongue- particularly the anuses of ginger females. When asked about the taste of said anus upon recounting the sex, the male proceeds to liken the taste to that of licking a different non-fecal part of the anatomy such as the skin of a limb.

DAVE: Oi Joe, did you lick her anus last night?
BUMHOLE JOE: Yeah man
DAVE: What did it taste like?
BUMHOLE JOE: It just tasted like licking an arm, really
DAVE: Wow, I better not go and tell her friends that in case they think you’re a weirdo and make up some nickname for you like Bumhole Joe.

Example 2:

GIRL 1: I took this guy back from Jesters last night, omg he was sooooo dirty
GIRL 2: Oh let me guess, was he a Bumhole Joe?
GIRL 1: He was! Dammit I should have got his number. Luckily I haven’t had a shit in two days so hopefully my bumhole just tasted like he was licking an arm or something

by Jesters4life September 30, 2018

Joe

Joe is also a common nickname for the Splatoon 3 King Salmonid, Megalodontia

When you get a king salmonid and it’s Megalodontia: “It’s Joe time.”

by 5k1fr05t or chknsndwch February 22, 2024

Joe

When a female or male is in everyone’s face, and being to friendly while in a relationship

She got a whole boyfriend and she being joe out here

He got a whole girlfriend and he being joe

by anonymous June 28, 2023