face time pooping

when your taking a shit and you call someone on facetime just to let them know you are taking a shit and were thinking about them. maybe showing them your junk, or even the turd

i was face time pooping last night and no one would answer their phone

by lokoking83 June 24, 2011

Poop Chalk

dried log-like feces. Created through excessive hotdog dumping. Chunks are left in the sun in Africa to dry into a baked solid defecation stick and then used to draw on walls of caves.

Ben: Why does this cave smell so bad
Jake: Because we're in an African cave where the natives have drawn with poop chalk for thousands of years... and just yesterday. Watch your step, you don't want to get snicker foot.

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Poop Soup

The aftermath of a juice cleanse; when one’s intestines contain so much liquid that their shit consists wholly of a fine liquid reminiscent of soup.

My body feels so clear after that cleanse, I just made some fuckin delicious poop soup

by djorangejuice May 22, 2018

Poop Shiggler

Someone who masturbates to feces.

Jimmy had noted how Timmy is a poop shiggler.

by Nomok May 12, 2022

poop chute

My name is Poop Chute!💖💖💖 Im a bisexual toilet fetish supporter and my pronouns are asshole/anus/anal/rectum and many more that I can count! (which is 4) 💖💖💖

there are gerbils coming out of my poop chute

by cookiebeing February 13, 2022

poop

Shit

I pooped

by jimjimboy14 June 19, 2020

Ink poop

COPE! COOOOPE! I knew you would say that! And I knew you'd do the only thing you ever do (which is the most liberal debate tactic you can employ). Every point of contention explodes in to a nebulous inky cloud. Every instance of a thing happening is "TOO nuanced" to make any definitive statements. So, you squirt out you little ink poop and swim away I'll the squid you are.

A literal squid "That's just how relationships work, guys! Your wife just leaves you for the first fat-cocked retard she meets and that's just how things work! But Hym isn't roght though because Eeh! *Ink poop* Women aren't just fucking me because I have 1 million dollars. Myron isn't right because Eeh! *Ink poop*"

by Hym Iam December 14, 2023