Philtur

Philtur is an acronym for the politically correct term known as a 'pedophile holding it's legitimate, textured, universal, retardation'.
Anyone who tells you this is not a word is a faggot and a piece of shit.

That man must be a philtur

by Ryen raynolds May 16, 2022

Philip

I am a philip simp! Everyone is a simp for him !

Me: omg he is so fine cuz he is philip

by Phiipstan1 May 21, 2022

Philza

The oldest man in the universe, even older than the numbers of pie.

-googles oldest man on earth- bro1-YOOOO BRO CHECK THIS OUTTTT-

bro2-WHAT BRO,WOW-

bro1-SHEEEESSSHHH HE NAMED -AHEM-Phillip Watson-BUT NAMED Philza ONLINE AND HES OLDER THAN PIE AND IM TALKING ABOUT THE NUMBERS-

bro2-I detestation mathematics-

bro1-what?OH BUT ANYWAYS HE PLAYS MINECRAFT TOOO-

bro2-NAWW BRUH HE THE CEO OF OLD AND MINECRAFT-

bro1-HES LIVE ON THIS THING CALLED TWITCH-

bro2-OOOOOO LETS SIGN UP-wait...-

bro1-wait what?

bro2-were 12 years old, we need to be 13 to make a account-

bro1-sadge cus no Philza

by KatDraws May 23, 2022

Philip

Philip may be known as a horse lover but it is simply their anatomy he adores. Philip is a kind and intelligent person with a love for oversized bottoms. Besides this and his admiration of southern exotic women, philip has a weakness for things others may call garbage found on the street. His talent for building lets him create true masterpieces of interior design out of trash. Although his ideas sometimes may sound extraterrestrial they truly just are a little futuristic. Altogether Philip has a great mind but also sometimes need to be reminded that he is only human.
If you are not afraid of his stubbornness you should definitely get yourself a philip in your life.

Example1

Person 1: look at this Hobo collecting trash
Person 2: thats not a hobo, thats philip the architect. You should defintely follow his work

Example 2
Woman 1: aaarrgh philip and his stubborness is driving me crazy
Woman 2: you should co sider yourself lucky. You will never find a zaddy like him again

by fifficent May 26, 2022

Philippines

1. Militarily and Economically strategic due to the position between East Asia and the Pacific
2. Forgave Japan for the "horrendous" war crimes and is one of the largest markets for Anime in Asia
3. Has a blossoming animation industry, like Japan. (Asia DLC)
4. Has 10+ million soldiers abroad ready to serve other countries in differing capacities.
5. Speaks Filipino and is more proficient in English.
6. Is fighting the urge to have a dictator's son in office. (Asia DLC)
7. Is nationalistic in nature but super liberal in thought. (Asia DLC)
8. ASEAN is the child and is also in a custody dispute with 4 other nations. Don't ask why.
9. Had 4 colonizers. IDK if Britain wanted it though?
10. Wants Sabah but Malaysia was a jerk and we needed to fight them. Why?
11. Makes good Chocolate.
12. Karaoke is made by us but Japan helped make it popular.
13. Has a grudge against China. Is Xiao Pao made of cat meat?
14. Eats with a spoon and fork though we prefer chopsticks sometimes.
15. Is a fat ass target for Ethnobaiting and so are Japan and Korea S.
16. Filipinos are massive otakus and are hardcore Anime fans though we are "Conservatives"

I F*CKING LOVE ASIA, I WANNA GO TO JAPAN AND READ MANGA. GO TO THE PHILIPPINES TO RELAX IN THE SAND. AND TO LISTEN TO K-POP WHILE ON A KOREAN RAIL NETWORK. AHHHHHHHHHHHH

by minatoisananimeweeb May 29, 2022

philanthrofascist

Person who judges you negatively based on your low income

After being denied on her loan application she accused the representative of being a philanthrofascist

by Jc Revals May 30, 2022

Philosophy junkie

Someone who is addicted to philosophy. This can have both a positive and a negative meaning. It could simply be an enthusiast, or someone who's obsessed with faux self-help pseudophilosophy, which causes them to have a twisted self image and worldview.

I just like watching philosophy videos on Youtube. I'm not some philosophy junkie, I swear!

by Nugsson May 30, 2022