happy tree friends

An animated cartoon, in which adorable little forest animals get violently mauled and killed.

I laughed so hard when i watched happy tree friends that i pissed my pants.

by wee July 19, 2003

Casual Friend Dating

You're going through the motions of dating but you're not, and it's kind of a tease, but you're okay with it. It's not friends with benefits though.

Random Stranger: "So are you guys dating yet?"
Friends 1 & 2: "No, we're not."
Friend 3: "Casual Friend Dating."

by Raptrax March 28, 2019

Real best friend

The definition of a real best friend is a person who you value above other friends in your life, someone you have fun with, someone you trust and someone in whom you confide. Someone you can send nudes at any time to make you fell better.

-Best friend I’m sad.

- oh really here (nudes)
Real best friend:Someone that will always be that in any way possible.

by D.A.G.A. January 13, 2021

Pre Approved Friend

n. Someone on Facebook you don't know yet but accept their friend request on a contigency basis.

Pre Approved Friend

by JoeNJ2 April 14, 2011

Lets just be friends

A polite way of saying "you're honestly terrifying and I'm worried a more direct rejection will cause you to break into my house and murder me in the night."

People on the receiving end of this phrase are expected to simply grow up and take the rejection like reasonable adults instead of whining like small children over the internet.

Person A: I like you.
Person B: I'm sorry, lets just be friends.
Person A: Oh ok. I can't say I'm not disappointed, but I understand that you are under no obligation to love me even if I was kind to you and we share a lot of the same interests, and I also understand that you are not obligated to give me a reason as to why you don't like me. I'll respect your decision because I actually have respect for you, and that respect is not and never was hingent upon whether or not we would have sex.

by HereWeGoAgain86 May 20, 2019

Fail Ass Friend

A Fail Ass Friend (FAF) is someone who proclaims to be your friend or who you are friends with and always fails at everything that can help you out.

Yo, you coming to my birthday party?
No man I cant come I have to do something that night...
Man you a fail ass friend...

by Hack.A.Droid March 14, 2011

Wilmington Friends School

This is a "Quaker" school with way too many meeting for worships, where everyone fake coughs for attention. The teachers are god awful and the students aren't much better. All the guys are horny, collar popping dickheads who slut-shame, but in reality, they are man whores themselves. Their hobbies include staring at girls, sharing nudes, watching porn in class, bullying people they don't even know who could actually be good people, and making racist, sexist, and homophobic jokes. Some don't wash their hands after they use the bathroom. The girls are snobby, judgy, stuck-up, checkered van wearing, hoes. They are just basic, white bitches that obsess over boys and drink too much coffee. They like to make "tea" over things that don't even matter. There are also a bunch of weirdos and psychopaths that threaten to kill people on the daily. You cringe when you hear fragments of their conversations in the hallways. You try to avoid them, but it is inescapable if you hear them screaming from across the cafeteria over something stupid. Overall, Friends sucks.

"Everyone is friends at Wilmington Friends School!" -Dumbass

by 94859gfjig May 3, 2019