oh my butter (omb)

another way of saying omg or oh my god .used when something is overly exciting
oh my butter (omb) viri, did you see laguna beach yesterday???
by elizzzz December 24, 2007
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Butter Beat-Off

When you melt a bowl of butter, and pour it on the person's penis and jerk them off with it.
He's so hot I want to give him a butter beat-off.
by DTTHELEGEND May 04, 2025
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Tiger Butter

The amalgam of shit and semen in the gusset of her panties after a back door railing
Ohhhhh can we pull over at that gas station? Why? I got some tiger butter going on. I need a quick wipe.
by Dick Onchin October 05, 2024
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Peanut Butter Special

A style of fellatio where the person performing wraps his/her lips around the base of the shaft, and begins to maneuver their tongue and throat in a clicking motion as if they have just eaten a PB and J sandwich and are trying to get the remains unstuck from the roof of their mouth.
“Dude I’ve never cum as hard as I did when she gave me that Peanut Butter Special!”
by Payday420 January 04, 2022
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Dukie Butter

I stirred the Dukie Butter and plunged the toilet
by Huh Dude Bro April 12, 2022
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Brown Butter Baptism

When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.
Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.

Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!
by 13.9 March 21, 2022
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jesus condom peanut butter

Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off
"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"
by Rami°0°I like tacos December 12, 2019
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