butter my horse

to rub liquid (lotion, lube, cum) on a man’s genitalia.

when she came over, we had an amazing time, she buttered my horse and got right to it.

Before we had sex, I had to butter my horse.

by jb.cabb May 30, 2024

Butter

The most amazing, caring, spontaneous, marvelous, pretty, funny, annoying, generous, forgiving, energetic, trustworthy, stupid, and like able person you’ll ever meet

I love you butter <3

by Gvbbiis August 3, 2021

butter my tulip

when a woman or man have freshly groomed their pubic area and left themselves a small patch or "garden of tulips" of pubic hair to be watered - or urinated on by one's partner. Squirting is also applicable in this situation.

Rebecca's boyfriend just got a Brazilian wax, and he asked Rebecca, "Baby, would you butter my tulips?" In which she replied, "Baby, I've been waiting all day for you to ask me." Rebecca buttered his tulips. Oh yeah.

by MonsieurMosaic April 24, 2016

Peanut butter carpet

To describe someones thick arse hair.

If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.

My arse hair is like a peanut butter carpet

by Banditheeler July 29, 2022

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by da d awd a October 11, 2020

Butter Pecan

When your dogs head is a specific colour of red and brown and it makes you crangy. The colour looks like a candied or butter pecan.

“Pippa, my little butter pecan.”

by Pippa_is_a_butter_pecan_🐶😍 April 13, 2019

butter on that

To make a good thing better; to improve something already generally accepted as good.

"Give me the back massage....and put some butter on that."

"I'll take the deluxe package"
"You want butter on that?"
"Please!....."

by unclejeff August 21, 2008