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All Your Base

At first, it was stated with in a game for the Sega Genesis known as "Zero Wing". In which the enemy states "All Your Base Are Belong to Us." The game otherwise was fine it seems, I never played it truely, but looked up on it.

Later a flash movie was made, in which the intro was the scene the phrase was stated then lead to a catchy song. THe words are only versions of "All your base" "all your base are belong to us" and a catchy tune. All the while a flashing of screenshots with the words "All Your Base" are put in to match quite nicely.

To see this and many other renderings, I suggest Newgrounds.
1) How are you gentlemen?
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
You have no chance to survive make your time.
Ha Ha Ha.

2)All your Base (Base...Base..)
All your base, are belong to us.
by HowlerSilver November 14, 2005
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jock your balls

verb. To jock ones balls.
Buttering up someone you wanna get on. Not necessarily a sexual thang. Interchangable with Licking Balls
Example 1: "I walked in and Katie was totally jocking Seth's balls..."

Example 2: "I don't mean to jock your balls or anything, but... you're kind of a big deal, Mr. Burgundy..."

Example 3: "Um... yeah... did you not notice that Josh was totally licking your balls when we were golfing today?"
by MorningGordon September 7, 2008
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your mum epic

a "your mum" joke lasting for at least a minute complex enough to involve a cast of people and a plot. Usually involving your mother being violated, raped, whoring herself out for money or undergoing some form of gender reassingment. Consistently racist with massive stereotyping. Some your mum epics are long enough to have recurring themes or subplots.

This is one of the only true comebacks to a your mum joke.
However the story must remain clear enough to be understood but grotesque and violent enough to prevent any interruptions. delivery must be deadpan but speedy.

Do not attempt this if you do not have an extremely sick mind or cannot think on your feet as a timid ending can make you look like a complete arsehole.
such a joke can only be delivered verbally unfortuneately but i do have a forthcoming yourmumcast, which i may attach to this entry in the future.

-that your mum epic was fucking disgusting!

- yeah, i cant believe that guys mum had sex with the guy from goatse.cx

- dude, its made up, thats the point, youre such a dickshit
by eddy baby July 26, 2006
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crush your nuts

What someone does to your manhood to dominate and feminize a man.
If I wanted to make you scream like a girl, I'd crush your nuts

My girl got so pissed, she crushed my nuts, now I don't dare talk back to her.

That guy crushed my nuts and anally raped me
by SamE84 July 5, 2008
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stroking your cock

A term told to someone who is talking about how great of a person he/she is and how "great" their accomplishments were over and over again. This person seeking self satisfaction by telling everyone what they did. Often used when someone is seeking attention because of something great they did. Can be used hand in hand with "stroking his/her cock" when referring to someone else.
Tim: Yo, I did so good in my last game dude, that ball I hit still hasn't landed. I definitely won the game.

Mike: That's great now stop stroking your cock.
by Mikbizzle April 19, 2014
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Record your pronunciation

You can now record your pronunciation of any word you upload for submission!
by LarstaiT November 4, 2003
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what's your poison

1. A query as to one's preference, specifically in regards to consummable goods
2. a query as to one's preference in alcoholic beverage or drugs
3. a question of one's preference in women
1. Alfred: What's your poison?
Rudyard: Give me a slice of pepperoni, beyotch!

2. Alfred: What's your poison?
Rudyard: Give me some mother fuckin' crack!

3. Alfred: What's your posion?
Rudyard: I likes me the big-titty bitches yo!
Alfred: Word!
by puma_blues March 29, 2004
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