March Slap Ass Month

this month is march and is the third month of the year and because the word ass this month will be honor slapping asses this will be one of the few months the you can slap your friends , girls ass you just need to say march slap ass (this is not gay ) so for this whole month you can slap anyone ass

me:one day I slapped a girls ass she got mad but i told her the it was march slap ass month

by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020

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bitch slap

if anyone knocks you out with a slap that's and bitch slap

Son: mom I failed the test
Mom: *bitch slaps*
Son: *knocked out cold*

by The god 2 October 8, 2021

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noodle slapping

The Asian version of sword fighting has to have two people of Asian decent

Ex. Ching-A-Chong Ling: hey do you want to noodle slapping with me
Yo-Yo: that's gay but alright

by Tweet th March 12, 2018

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Slap

Sounds like a plan

“We should link up when I get in town tomorrow”
“Ok, slap”

by DbleR June 16, 2023

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dick-slap

the act of slaping someone in the ass with yor dick

girl: dick-slap my ass a few times
boy: i am peasured
girl: un unn ughnnn ehn
boy: dish ish greatish

by wolfieisyay May 24, 2018

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Cow Slapping

When a cow knocks your grandma to the ground and pulls out it's cock and begins raping them in front of you, mooing very loudly. The cow then inhales helium and flies away.

Yo, Jared my grandma got a CRAZY cow slapping this morning.

by Slimey Zebra September 5, 2025

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