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Dip shit syndrome

The clinically diagnosed brain does ease that causes one to act like Alec Lingo. Symptoms include, stupid fucking decisions, commonly forgetting important and unimportant things. Overall causes the patient to be on fucking retard
Wow he's stupid, he must have dip shit syndrome
by Atoastybanana August 17, 2014
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Toxic Fart Syndrome

Physical ailment characterized by the repeated expulsion of absolutely foul, often sulfuric and environmentally destructive gasses from one's rectum, especially in libraries, classrooms and other public spaces. cf. "toxic shock syndrome", which can, incidentally, result from contact with someone carrying a particularly severe case of TFS (toxic fart syndrome).
"Dude that smell emanating from your rectum has increased global temperature by a half a degree celsius! I think you've got the toxic fart syndrome..."

"I was in the library yesterday and people started complaining at the front desk of a natural gas leak. Little did they know that it was the result of the ejection of the very unnatural gasses of my Toxic Fart Syndrome."
by Hominid54 May 2, 2014
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Expensive Shopper Syndrome

An unfortunate condition where a person tends to pick out the most expensive item available. If they are given a choice of ten different items, they could pick an item with their eyes closed and it would still be the most expensive item.
My friend has Expensive Shopper Syndrome. I showed her ten different shirts and she chose the $200 one without even looking!
by I heart chocolate flakes! February 2, 2009
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Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome

A condition that affects the female body.

After sex, the vagina feels different and uncomfortable, to the point of restlessness. No wipe or wash can cure this condition. One may even have to pee 30 times after sex due to this condition.
A woman may stay up all night no matter how tired she is due to the state of her vagina.
I cannot sleep because of Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome. Me and my husband has sex 3 hours ago and I keep having to pee and wash but my vagina feels off.

sex vagina nocturnal awake
by Rpt93 November 28, 2012
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Ren Ren Syndrome

When a girl becomes sexually attracted to her partners car, rather than the partner itself.
That girl was an actual whore anyways man... she probably had ren ren syndrome. you and your sv6 deserve better
by MaterYee August 28, 2020
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dpb syndrome

a condition of the brain which causes a person's mind to be cluttered with so many thoughts and so much information (--that they desire to communicate--) that they have trouble getting it all across to whomever they are talking to. This also includes the fact that their words come out slower than they desire, which leads them to stutter because they have so much crap to say.

~A person like this may need to work on their listening skills.
~You may find this syndrome evident in drummer's or in those who are passionate about worshipping God (--through Jesus Christ--) with their life.
“Sorry, my stupid dpb syndrome is kicking in!”
by DanPB June 13, 2006
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Hazim Syndrome

Defined as playing too many champions in the game of League of Legends and expecting to climb.
Jon wants to climb really hard, but he has Hazim Syndrome.
Larry 's Hazim Syndrome is out-of-control; he's playing 100 champions.
by SmartAss69 May 22, 2017
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