Paying you to poop

Not taking one’s shit that day. No pun intended.

“You know what bruh, I’m not paying you to poop”

“What are you talking about? I’m not paying you to poop”

by Wilksonstilks December 18, 2021

angry poops

angry poops are when you shit so hard that the poop comes out covered by blood

ah damn it i had angry poops

by tukata August 3, 2020

poop i spy

Sneaking a peek at the toilet paper after wiping your butt at the conclusion of a dump.

I can attest to the clean break and clean toilet paper wipe after my dump because I pulled a Poop I Spy.

by RealDollParts February 15, 2017

Poop

The mold that comes out of your but hole

I pooped on the toilet

by JEEF! March 11, 2017

Space Poop

The act of taking a dump without turning the lights on. The darker the better

Bro 1 : I just took a nice space poop!
Bro 2: I love those. It really feels like you’re on the moon

by Slick Rxck December 8, 2018

Poop

Poop is went you got to go to the bathroom and shit

I need to go poop

by by...um I don’t know May 12, 2021

poop deli

it’s the poop deli

person 1: “what do you want from the poop deli?”
person 2: “poop sandwich, hold the lettuce, extra poop”

by ball.sucker February 19, 2024