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William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child

by Goblin gobly deez nuts April 18, 2022

She got her hand on my pappy

She has her hand strocking my dick.

Why she got her hand on my pappy in the car.

by Void shawn June 16, 2016

hand drag

The act of reaching one mans hand through another man’s legs from behind and starting at the tip of the shaft and working your way back to the gooch and ending at the anus.

Last weekend at the Green Door Ole Tom gave Maurice “Mo Bitch$” a clean hand drag that he rated a 10/10

by Cookie Monster SB May 23, 2019

hand cardio

Masterbate. Gentler than full arm cardio
Girls prefer hand cardio to arm cardio.

Man. She was so hot I had to rush home for some quick hand cardio

by jumbojim888 June 12, 2016

Wisconsin Ranch Hand

When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.

We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.

by Cheesehead McGubbins January 21, 2022

Two handed wonder

When your masturbate and pet your dog at the same time.

Did you hear about Tom, he is a two handed wonder.

by TwoHandedWonder October 9, 2016

Diaper hand

When changing a poopy diaper and you get some on your hand. Can happen concurrently with diaper foot.

Uh-oh, looks like daddy got diaper hand!

by Oug777 February 3, 2019