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Fart before the shart

The fart starts out somewhat normal then becomes louder and more choppy like a sprinkler. The smell slowly starts to linger before the rest of the air has been pushed. As the end of this fart nears it will become louder and more bass Like, making a thump. The last whisper out of the sphincter will sound wet and feel almost pasty like peanut butter. Once its over the little poop particles in the air hit your nostrils and stings your sniffer. at this time you need to make your way to a shitter cuz whats next is a mixter of air and wet poop. The shart!
All of the sudden the room filled with a pungent stink as nate ran through the room to the bathroom. Everyone knew he just experienced the ol fart before the shart!
by Franz2 September 3, 2011
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ball clap fart

When you make a fart noise with your big sweaty balls.
1. Man, I HATE it when I ball clap fart.
by SuperSniperEagleMan July 29, 2020
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Nigga fart sex

Nigga fart sex is when a nigga rubs their ass cheeks together in bed (basically backwards sex but with nigga's)
Hey nigga lets have nigga fart sex and rub our ass cheeks together
by Nigga that shall fart November 25, 2020
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Fart smella

Everyone, except people with the names that begin with C and K.
Oh, that guy over there, What's his name again? Ruairidh Buchanan. No its Fart Smella.
by Funny fella Calum February 27, 2021
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fart breath

A situation that exists when jordan saunders forgets to brush his teeth.
Jordan just walked and talked to me, I'm not going to eat lunch now! I smelled his fart breath.
by eddie masterbaiter October 7, 2008
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Brazilian Fart Brothers

Two different dudes that have eaten the same ass. Somewhat similar to Eskimo brothers.
Person 1: "Bro I ate Niki's fart box the other day"

Person 2: "No way, I ate her ass last week! Does this make us Brazilian Fart Brothers?"
by Whipdad August 13, 2016
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Grecian Fart Burger

A Greek Gyro sandwich made with lamb meat, onion, and a pita bread.
Hey Dad, tomrrow's road trip is going to be awful after eating these Grecian Fart Burgers for Dinner. This one has extra onions.
by scottyboy... July 29, 2019
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