by Winnielooplop August 04, 2017
The act of buttering up your bald head and inserting yourself into a lady head first. Usually executed by a bald fat guy that somehow dates women wildly out of his league.
by Badideasonly69 September 21, 2021
stuff that comes out of a peen
by goober butter creater April 26, 2021
A chunky butter/chunkie butter is the opposite of a butterface -- so instead of her body being fine and her face unattractive, her face is fine and her body might be unattractive, or just a little chunky.
by JaviMor November 10, 2017
When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.
Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.
Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!
Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!
by 13.9 March 21, 2022
"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"
by Rami°0°I like tacos December 12, 2019
1.) a way to describe someone’s fat rolls.
2.) someone with a high level freaky aura; otherwise known as being very sexy.
2.) someone with a high level freaky aura; otherwise known as being very sexy.
1.) “ Damn my back looks like a buttered biscuit! “
2.) “ Damn, your buttered up biscuit self has a high freaky aura! “
2.) “ Damn, your buttered up biscuit self has a high freaky aura! “
by ashytitties999 May 20, 2024