Poop ninja

A two person game in which one person lies on their back with pants either off or around their ankles, shooting projectile turds from their anus at player two, whom of which has a sword in hand in the hopes of cutting the projectile turds out of the air a la fruit ninja.

Jim: Hey Sarah, want to play a rousing game of poop ninja?
Sarah: Sure Jim! Just give me 25 minutes to finish digesting my lunch.

by Tommy dugan June 14, 2023

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poop nap

when you're exhausted at work and pass out inside the construction site porta potty

I think Bob's takin' a poop nap again

by unklebob 666 June 08, 2024

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Ramrodding her poop chute

The act of compressing shit in your significant others ass. Like using the ramrod of a musket to compress black powder, but with your dick. And someones ass.

Guy 1: hey man, you busy?

Guy 2: yea man, im Ramrodding her poop chute tonight, wish me luck!

Guy 1: dont get shit dick

by Ultrashadycat December 22, 2020

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