Canoe Slapped

Performing the Cunnilingual arts with such a profound skill and vigor as to cause a woman to gyrate her hips uncontrollably, inevitably thrusting them upwards with orgasmic energy enough to knock the absolute fuck out of your greasy mug and send it flying back, potentially injuring both parties.

-Dude, what happened to your front teeth!?
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.

by Someone who misses their balls October 29, 2015

Billy goat slap

"Billy goat slap" the action where you grip your scrotum with your hand and slap someone with your balls

Donny billy goat slapped your mom

by Billy goat slap by the don December 15, 2016

Slap ass january

In january, every fellas have the right to slap someones ass

Its slap ass january, lemme slap ur ass

by Mamacitaa22 January 23, 2020

Slap Flop

When your feeling depressed.

Man! I've got a case of the slap flops.

by HarroldKnards August 28, 2019

slap 'n' tap

The that dirty bitch

Mate did you get owt that's night? Yea man for real, bit of slap 'n' tap

by MDMA DEALER November 20, 2014

Slapping my jimmy

Masturbating

I need a woman because I am tired of slapping my jimmy all the time.

by Ndnzfan January 26, 2018

Oscar Slap

When you bitch slap your friend on live TV then make him give you an Oscar

Will Smith Oscar slapped Chris Rock then cried about it

by Bingeingfox March 28, 2022