ass banger

I like guys to do this to me

Are you an ass banger? pump me in the pooper!

by bt February 21, 2003

ass block

When someone uses their ass to hinder another person/object.

Man, I couldnt get to the basket, Manusha ass blocked me.

by matako kubwa May 19, 2009

ass pocket

Someone who is being a douche bag and tool at the same time... And when the words douche bag and tool just don't work...

Wow Ed is being a Ass pocket.

by IL4MD-1 November 23, 2009

ass fandangler

(noun) 1. One who likes to engage in anal olympics; a turd burglar; one who will give you cornrows on your crack, because they nasty like that.

2. A butt monkey; one who has an unhealthy fetish for the chocolate starfish.

3. One who collects cocoa pebbles (ewwwww)

Yeah man, she is fine as hell, but she's an ass fandangler and I don't get down like that.

by The Bald Head Assassin July 29, 2006

ass pounder

The art of making sweet love to a woman and suddenly without her knowledge slip it in her ass a few strokes and make her leap like a frog. When she turns around and says, "What the fuck" just say Oops and laugh cuz it's over anyway you look at it.

Guy: Oh yeah bend over
Girl: Give it to me daddy
Guy: ......
Girl: (moaning)
Guy: (Thinking to himself) it's time
Girl: Ouchhhhh, what the fuck!
Guy: Oops my bad, haha
Girl: You're an asshole
Guy: You're just mad cuz you can't handle an ass pounder

by Pete aka Smokey December 26, 2008

screwed in the ass

to be totally fucked over; to be completely shafted

I got an F on exam; I am not totally screwed in the ass.

by anonymous December 21, 2003

ass panda

a result of rough anal, which leaves the anus black and bruised, resulting in the brown eye resembling a panda's eye.

"oh my god i have the mother of all ass panda"

"we got carried away last night, you should see my ass panda"

by daisy27 August 26, 2006