Cunt cake: when the weather is hot out and a womens yeast infection is baking. Looking like a cake by the end of the day.
by chives66441 June 11, 2021
Get the cunt cakemug. by Iwantacake123 November 14, 2020
Get the Make your best Friend (m) a Cake daymug. A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.
"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".
by thewarragulman May 23, 2018
Get the AIDS Birthday Cakemug. The top definitions are wrong. Caked up either refers to:
1) Someone who has put too much makeup on their face, especially a concealer.
or
2) Being full from eating too much.
Has nothing to do with ass.
1) Someone who has put too much makeup on their face, especially a concealer.
or
2) Being full from eating too much.
Has nothing to do with ass.
1) Amber went a little overboard with the makeup and her face was all caked up.
2) Timmy was all caked up after Thanksgiving dinner.
2) Timmy was all caked up after Thanksgiving dinner.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 13, 2021
Get the Caked upmug. (Noun) a separate cake on your birthday made with the sole purpose of sobbing over and eating (usually with ones hands) as you think about how you’re another year older and still single.
“What flavor would you like your sob cake this year Laura?”
“We’re going out to dinner for my birthday then back home for the sob cake”
Person 1: “happy birthday! Why does it look like you were crying? “
Birthday girl: “i just did my sob cake”
Person 1: “oh nice!”
“We’re going out to dinner for my birthday then back home for the sob cake”
Person 1: “happy birthday! Why does it look like you were crying? “
Birthday girl: “i just did my sob cake”
Person 1: “oh nice!”
by Lauraflood5 November 13, 2017
Get the Sob cakemug. A cake the look good on the outside but will most likly kill you after the fisrt bite. the mane ingrediants are sewage water and radioactive waste and whatever you can find in the trash for example tampons, rotten fruit, dead rodents and and used condoms
by Xxx_Sterben_xxX May 19, 2016
Get the cancer cakemug. 