When a man hasn’t showered in days and gives a girl a facial. His dirty balls and dick give his nut a funky taste
Brad: “this chick wants me to splooge on her face!”
Corey: “you smell like dick dude that’s gonna be a funky nut blast”
Corey: “you smell like dick dude that’s gonna be a funky nut blast”
by onfonem666 August 18, 2021
Get the Funky Nut Blast mug.When someone is so close they are just “A Nut Hair Away”. When someone is so close to something there is no other way to describe how close you was or far away you was so you need this to describe it. You was so close to that something you was doing that it was just “A Nut Hair Away” or “A Nut Hair Close”.
Example 1: I almost lost my job I was so close to losing it, “I was just “A Nut Hair Away” or I was just “A Nut Hair Close”
Example 2: I got saved by a nut hair.
Example 2: I got saved by a nut hair.
by A Nut Hair June 20, 2021
Get the A Nut Hair Away mug.A kick aimed at the male genital region, executed at such a slow speed, and at such a low angle, that it eludes the victim's peripheral vision and defensive reflex.
As such, the victim is often unable to dodge or block the kick, jump out of range, or squeeze his legs together to neutralize the attack.
As such, the victim is often unable to dodge or block the kick, jump out of range, or squeeze his legs together to neutralize the attack.
"Dude, Ryan hit me with the slow nut kick just now. Didn't see that shit coming until it was too late! Shit was devastating!!!"
by Sticksthebluedevil October 17, 2009
Get the Slow Nut Kick mug.An urban DJ and rapper, said to come from the suburbs of Palm Coast, FL (PC) and gettho as Chile. Known for his rapping skills, spicy flavor, and psychedelic beat making.
by Sha Nay Nayy June 5, 2011
Get the DJ Dizz Nuts mug.That longhorn sure does have some dirty bull nuts!
"Screw that, man, you wrecked my car so you can suck dirty bull nuts, asshole," said johnny as he trekked off angrily.
"Screw that, man, you wrecked my car so you can suck dirty bull nuts, asshole," said johnny as he trekked off angrily.
by Johnny [Jaywalker] February 4, 2009
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Get the Wet Slimey Nut mug.A sex move with at least three gay guys. When a guy gets fucked in the ass, leaving shit on his partners cock when he pulls, another watching partner jacks his nut on the chocolate lollipop as he jams it in the mouth of the man who was ass fucked.
by 1 Nut Master 1 April 22, 2017
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