National slap ass day

September 27th will be the day you will be able to slap any girls or guys ass and not get in legal trouble.

“ I really want to slap Amy’s ass, but I don’t want to get into trouble.” “Don’t worry! Today is national slap ass day!”

by Tn1yah September 26, 2022

National slap juba's ass day

29 september is the day when you can slap juba's ass without consequence.

Me: juba let me slap that thicc ass, its national slap juba's ass day!
Juba: Come here daddy!!!
Me: *slap*

by juba's ass lover September 28, 2022

Bucky Slap

A slap that is recieved from a 77 year old dirt bag from Capron Illinois "Joe Barry". He can normally be found at the local Casey's or in his garage drinking Busch Lattes.

"You need to go home and give your wife a bucky slap for acting up."

by Zacattack8930 October 5, 2022

SLAP

SLAP is shortened version of "Sounds Like A Plan"

You: We are gonna go to my momma's house first and get some dinner, then we are gonna go to the club."
Me: SLAP

by GeneralJom October 6, 2022

No-Look Tortilla Slap

During a MFF Threesome, while one woman is going down on the male, the second woman, complete dry where it counts, climbs up on the bed, grabs the head of the male, and jumps up, landing “tortilla” first , facing the males feet, hard enough to produce a “Slap” sound.

During a threesome with Krissy and Sasha, Krissy broke my nose by giving me a No-look Tortilla Slap.

by Maryland Misfit October 6, 2022

Slap a Wyatt week

During the the first week of October you can slap any Wyatt you want on the face.

Jim: Hi Wyatt *slaps*
Wyatt: Hey Why'd you do that?!!
Jim: It's Slap a Wyatt week

by Wyatt slapper October 6, 2022

National Slap Short People Month

During the month of november you can slap anyone under 5'6" with no consequences.

Hey,it's National Slap Short People month!

by Im_Bad_At_Game October 8, 2022