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Tit Slap

Typically used as a term to define an idiot or stupid person; Also can be used to define a idiotically crazy person bravely doing "Jackass" stunts
1. Dude, Jeremy is such a fucking tit slap for that motorcycle accident, he thought he is Steve-o the dumbass.
2. What do you mean that it is a justifiable killing, you tit slap!
3. Politics is for tit slaps that wanted to have power over everything.
by Wendigo231 June 19, 2022
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Virgin's Tits

An expression applicable to a wide variety of situations in place of any more vulgar or appropriate sayings. ( primarily as a noun )
Can also be used as an exclamation totally irrelevant to the following sentence.
Man, it's nipppin out! I'm colder than virgin's tits!!

My boss is being a tyrant; he's been making work harder than a virgin's tit lately!!

VIRGIN'S TITS I need to get laid!!
by Dave&SK July 7, 2011
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gravel tits

A girl who gets blacked out drunk on vodka
Redbull and then goes back to a dudes trailer and pukes all over his bed after sloppy first date sex. To top it off, she wakes up naked face down outside the trailer in the gravel.
You think you had a bad first date? Nothing compares to ole gravel tits
by GorillaSalad November 18, 2023
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tit the cunt

Billybob: Dennis my server doesn't seem to be responding where do I start?
Dennis: Please tell me you have already tit the cunt, I can't deal with your level of stupidity any more!
by Go55y May 13, 2021
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Tap tit monday

As there is a slap ass Friday, there is now a tap tit Monday all you do is tap their tit (if they are a girl)
“Hey Sarah!” *taps tit*

“Ow what was that for?!”
It’s tap tit Monday!”
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Tit Block

Cock blocking between girls. When your friend is getting in the middle of you and a significant other or a one night stand. Basically stopping your love life. Tit blocking is used when your friend doesn't have anyone else and doesn't want to be the only single girl in the group, or when your drunk and ready to climb into the taxi with creepy Steve from HR.-example
Why are you tit blocking me?
by Vicky hearty February 17, 2015
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Get ya tits out

This day is the day where all the gal have to get their tits out or send a tity pic to they bf/gf.
Boy: “hey babe it’s October 18th get ya tits out”
Girl: “Well shit, here we go
by Bigshlonggang October 18, 2020
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