youre mom gay

The most basic roast that spawned in 2018

Guy 1: Youre mom gay
Guy 2: *drops dead*

by CloverAndOut May 10, 2018

check your six

An expression used to inform someone that there's a target at their 6 o' clock position.

1: "Check your six."
2: "... Damn."
1: "Told ya."

by n00bert December 26, 2008

Out of your league

When someone (or something) is out of the class of people you are expected to date. This includes an individual who is too attractive for you, or a person who is too unattractive for you.

Steven is an ugly fucker, he is way out of your league.

by W0rdSmith July 25, 2010

Your Mom Jokes

Something people who are retarded, and don't have any comebacks and suck at life, so they respond with "ur mom"

Example of Someone Using a Your Mom Jokes: UR MOM! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

by ur MOM!OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!! March 4, 2015

Hide Your Hard-On

A phrase used scornfully & contemptuously to someone who keeps making their interest in a subject or person especially apparent.

Can be - and often is - shortened to HYH.

Guy: Atsuko is so hot! Have you seen her new character designs? They're really hot. Don't you think Atsuko is the most hot? She is. She's the hottest, Atsuko.

James (rolls eyes): Hide your hard-on, mate.

Guy: Don't you guys love Sakura Wars? It's so cool.

James: Yeah...it's OK. We were actually just discussing British escapes from Colditz.

Guy: Oh my god! That's EXACTLY like Sakura Wars! Did you know that-

James: HYH.

by Lunettarose July 7, 2010

Smoke your boots

A taunt that promises you will deliver. To show your opponent up, to teach them a lesson.

I'm going to smoke your boots on the basketball court.

Bro, she sucked my dick and she smoked my boots.

I'm gonna smoke your fucking boots, you little pussy.

by Relaxedfit128605 April 20, 2017

Skeet in your grill

to bust a nut in someones mouth

if someone says "i'll bust a cap in yo ass" you say "what nigga? i skeet in yo grill!"

by suicide kitty July 4, 2005