King Kong

King Kong, but most people know him as mega simp.

Bruh King Kong is such a mega simp, he climbed the empire state building just to die to a few old planes!

by KFC_Console February 6, 2021

King Steven

A square pigeon from the lower east side who likes to frolick in the meadows .

King Steven battles Baruch dab for dab on the haters

by Dankman the bachur September 11, 2021

Wolf King

One true alpha leader who leads their pack but irl is a short man who thinks he is the main character

The Wolf King howls and calls the pack on the night of a full moon.

by Skibidi Rizz Gyat in Ohio June 13, 2024

Salad King

Consumer of Thicc female booty. Likely to be a guy named Dalton or Stephen.

That Dalton is a Salad king, he eats ass. Good for him.

by Jaggediron May 11, 2022

King of Bachata

-Romeo Santos is known as the “King of Bachata”. He rose to fame as the main vocalist for the boy band Aventura, then made his solo debut in 2011 with a very successful world tour. One of his most successful singles, “Propuesta Indecente”, was released in 2014 and has amassed over 2 billion views on YouTube. It is bacheta mixed with a bit of Argentinian Tango.

The King of Bachata released a new song

The King of Bachata is Romeo Santos

The King of Bachata will be upset at a mark lower than a 90%

by CitrousLynx January 22, 2024

King of the GomightyBJis GomightyDJis ⚡️

The supreme benningfield junior ruler and inventor of all flesh and relbjalood flesh and relbjalud the MuaHLONNBE of all Akfrubeils and the reLBJaTiVE reLDJaTiVE and the relbjamonic reldjamonic and the FELBJraTiVes FeLBJaTiVES and FeLBJashe's and DOUBJRULE and the universe's by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

Iam king of the gomightybjis gomightydjis ⚡️. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 6, 2023

King of Clubs

The opposite of King of Spades,
while the suit of spades, the king desires to see his wife with other man. In the suit of clubs or Clover, the king wants to laydown with as many women is possible during his lifetime.
in the suit of clubs, the Cuck is the Queen.

Most likely to be seen be himself, while his wife talks with other girls making the good well-known "Cake"

"My husband loves when i make him some cake! He says his wife is the best cook ever!" - Queen of Clubs talking about the King of Clubs

by CuckQueenOfClubs March 9, 2024