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Butter

Mondo? Don’t know him, I know a butter though! (Typical fandom jokes amirite?)
by Kenma’s PSP November 18, 2020
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carpet butter

all that creamy shit that accumulates in your pubous, especially after coitus and on a particularly hairy individual
musty mf 1: "dude....I needa shave.... every time I have sex, I get mad carpet butter"
musty mf 2: "are you serious bro? you should use my coupon code for dollar shave club"
by 254goblinz March 20, 2021
mugGet the carpet buttermug.

Penis Butter Sandwich

Describes the result of condomless (unprotected) sex and ejaculating inside of a vagina, creating a penis butter sandwich, which the perpetrator proceeds to eat after the act.
Man 1: "I ate a penis butter sandwich today."
Man 2: "Was it good?"
Man 1: "No, it needed some fruit."
by MikeHasAMic November 13, 2020
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liquid nut butter

A term for “almond milk” commonly used in Amish-populated areas, particularly Ohio and Pennsylvania.
Person 1: “Do you want some milk?”
Person 2: “No, I’m lactose intolerant. I’ll have the liquid nut butter instead.”
by LostGirl1231 February 12, 2024
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rub some butter on it

Why dont you rub some butter on it?
by unicornspawn23 July 31, 2019
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Butter

A character trait, often unattainable even through deep mediation , oozing swagger, confidence, or drip. Do NOT be the guy with no butter
"Yo you got butter dog."
"This song got so much butter I have diabetes."
by NoButterMag April 6, 2021
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butter fiddle

A hot guy with a beautiful face but severe erectile dysfunction.
He was beautiful but we didn't make sweet music together because he was a total butter fiddle.
by MakingEntropy September 12, 2016
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